"Cake is to food as hamster is to wildlife."A statment like that either requires hours of contemplation or just a fraction second to dismiss. If you were to ask, I'd suggest the latter.
We've been without an in-house hamster for a while now. That's seems a little sad. We've had six or seven in recent memory and I sort of miss them all. Jay says it's about our taking weeks and weeks of vacation a year. I counter that they are perfectly happy in the bathtub with a six-month supply of food and water when we do leave ...