It's often said that elephants never forget. The same has never been hinted about me although lately, I've been feeling pretty large. I noticed my pants now fit pretty tightly. How strange! It must be the new brand of laundry detergent that has been shrinking my clothing.
That was my theory until this morning. Jay pointed out that his clothes were not being affected although washed under the exact same circumstances.
So, I'll work hard in trying to think of an alternative narrative. At this point, I'm accepting any plausible excuses from the general public. Just send me a text or email as soon as possible. A reward will be provided to the best one provided. The deadline for submission is October 1st.
This baby elephant was created using DALL-E 2 artificial intelligence imaging.