1) Pick up a globe.
2) Hold it so that the Pacific Ocean faces you.
3) Position the globe so that you can primarily blue.
4) Continue to adjust your viewing angle so that nearly no continental land masses are visible.
If you were successful, you get a pretty accurate idea of where we are at present. I'm fairly sure, save for the 2800 fellow passengers and crew, I am the most isolated I've ever been. We must set our clocks to the Midway timezone tonight. We've been onboard the MS Westerdam for two weeks!
