space for a frozen bird. Last night, we put the turkey into the bottom of the fridge to thaw. I noticed the term "utility turkey" on the wrap's label. I sort of wondered what that meant. Try as I might to put the picture out of my mind, I could only imagine a live bird sauntering around the enclosure wearing a utility belt, complete with hanging hammer!
Today, when the bird was put into the oven, we came to the surprise understanding that our bird had only one drumstick. I guess the word utility meant it'd be best cooked simply for the meat and not as the main centerpiece of a fancy turkey dinner.
Still, I think the label would have better read, "physically-challenged fowl".