"Thanks for listening to Spotify. No really! You could have listened to the radio. You could have spun some vinyl. You could have played a cassette tape. You could’ve listened to an 8-track tape, if you knew what an 8-track tape looked like. But you listened to Spotify. Thanks for that! And you still have hundreds more playlists to enjoy."
Screw you, Spotify.
I found this today when cleaning the front closet. I don't know where I picked it up. It couldn't have been in the case from Columbia House in my Ford Pinto during college.